Hello, we are ShortStack

Our crew is what sets ShortStack apart. Take some time and get to know us. Read below to see how each member of our team makes ShortStack that much more awesome.

Jim Belosic
Overlord and "Pancake Guy"

He’s been referred to as Jimmy, Jim-bo and Tasty-Cakes, but around here we know him as the head honcho, chief master, overlord, and CEO of this place we call work. Jim spends his days doing his version of CEO stuff and spends his nights looking at exotic cars on Pinterest (true story) and hanging out with his family. He’s obsessed with customer service and it’s not uncommon for support questions to be answered by Jim himself. If you ask us, he also gives away way too much free stuff. If he weren’t an entrepreneur he’d want to be a king size candy bar in a Halloween bag - you know, the kind that’s awesome when you find it but then it makes you sick because you eat too much of it. When we asked him how he felt about pancakes he was speechless: We think he’s still coming to terms with the fact that he’s made more pancakes than anyone should ever have to.

Doug Churchill
"I Don't Need a Title"

Doug is our mysterious lead developer. We say mysterious because he’s so busy making ShortStack awesome that he hasn’t found the time to tell us about himself. But we swear he exists. What we do know is that Doug is almighty and all-knowing and that he is bothered by Adam far too often. When he’s not being the most productive member of the ShortStack team, he’s at home spending time with his family. And, it should be noted, Doug sports more ShortStack gear than anyone else in the office. That, added to his mad tech skills, makes it okay that he didn’t fill out his bio questionnaire and that we still don’t know if he prefers pancakes or waffles.

Cody Callahan
Baron of Booleans

You don’t really need to know that Cody helps make ShortStack awesome or that he builds iPhone apps on his free time or that he only likes chocolate chip pancakes with butter and powdered sugar. The one thing that you need to know about Cody is that his wife is the most amazing baker on the planet. We’re serious, she spoils the office with everything from homemade Oreos (homemade Oreos!) to mini cherry pies with whipped cream. Because of this, we obviously keep Cody around and have added “Bring in delicious office sweets” to his weekly responsibilities.

Dylan Conlin
Counsellor of Cryptic Evolution

Dylan is another one of those dev guys, which means we’re not sure what he does but clearly it’s something good or else we wouldn’t keep hiring people. Like most developers Dylan doesn’t mind spending all of his off time on a computer. He’s one of the few people in the office who actually enjoys pancakes, minus their difficulty level to prepare. He also happens to have the best nicknames, like dyl-pickle and twompdong – we’re too afraid to ask!

Jacob Graham
High Lord of Binary Computation and Manipulation

Jacob was very serious in his bio questionnaire so we don’t know much more than that he has a fantastic nickname: Graham Cracker. He may or may not be an amateur gunsmith and he can’t ever relax, like, ever. This is why we love him! His persistence makes him an awesome developer and he’s always dreaming up new projects and products. He’s also a family man, which makes his obsession with guns a little less scary and he loves sausage and pancakes for breakfast.

Lea Heckley
Lady of Aesthetics

Lea spends her day in the office making cheddar as a result of her awesome graphic design skills. She’s been designing everything anyone could think of for the past 13 years – from t-shirts and websites to concert posters and, of course, Facebook Campaigns – which motivates her to do anything that’s not computer related when she’s away from the office. When she’s not working, hanging out with her mammals, or playing outside (on powder days she doesn’t roll into the office until 11:00), you can find her screaming “pancakes for life” from various rooftops. Lea is also known for her fantastic nightclub-worthy playlists which, on Fridays, are often heard throughout the office.

Chelsea Hejny
Lady Wordsmith

Chelsea is our social media beauty, and Beyonce-obsessed writer who spends her days crafting blog posts and dreaming up new eBooks that are designed to help our users and other readers see just how much Facebook rocks as a marketing tool. Luckily she hasn’t run out of ideas yet and keeps us looking good on a daily basis. Her family calls her Shelly B. We have no idea why, but who are we to judge? All we know is she thinks pancakes are great for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and she’s also a twin so if we ever need a quick replacement we know where to find one.

Adam Hemler
Duke of Client Engagement

Adam could sell a car to a car salesman, if you know what we mean. He spends his days in the office talking to anyone who will listen about how awesome ShortStack is, booking new clients, and working toward being a professional Nerf Gun slinger. When he’s not shooting at Ben Mach, he’s contemplating ruling the world while sitting on the couch with his wife. He prefers bacon over pancakes, but we choose to let him stay at ShortStack because he still finds pancakes delicious. Adam is the office movie and TV-show buff and if you’re ever at a loss for what to watch, just ask him for a recommendation.

Dana Sullivan Kilroy
Countess of Content Strategy

Dana joined ShortStack after getting tired of living the lonely life of a freelance writer. She now spends her days writing awesome social media content and getting it placed all over the world wide web. Her academic accomplishments are longer than any other employee’s so we won’t mention them in fear of embarrassing anyone else, but let’s just say she has experience. Dana’s nickname is Sully, from her maiden name, not Monsters Inc., and her free time is consumed by her family – 3 kids, 3 dogs, 1 cat and, last but not least, 1 husband. She didn’t want Jim to know she prefers waffles to pancakes, but her knowledge of Facebook, like the fact that she’s blocked the photo-tagging feature, guarantees her job.

Benjamin Mach
Archduke of Content Alchemy

We know Ben is a wordsmith because he openly admits that he’s a sucker for the correct usage of “you’re.” When he’s not in the office creating perfectly worded content about ShortStack and the help documents and videos that help our users, he’s waiting (read: hoping) for a spontaneous hockey game to break out. He claims his best quality are his bedroom eyes, which is, um, awkward, so we just tell ourselves that his best quality is the fact that he truly believes that griddle-cooked buttermilk delights are the greatest breakfast food ever. We’re anxiously awaiting his autobiography, “Adventures in Writer’s Block,” which Ben foresees as being pretty short. If he ever finishes it.

Ben Menesini
VP Ubiquity Development

Ben is a developer, which means he says stuff nobody understands and does stuff nobody understands but no one cares because without the developers, ShortStack would just be a pile of pancake batter. He has a BS in CS and he’s been rocking the interwebz since 1893, he’s just that good. Unlike the rest of us traditional breakfast eaters, Ben likes to get fancy with the first meal of his day, eating crepes and beignets. He spends his days in the office coding and harassing Jim and he likes life with a side of hot sauce and ranch.

Jessica Miller
The Dopest Ginger

There is simply no royal title that would do Jessica justice so she gets one that is as unique as she is. Jessica knocks out ShortStack office tasks like Muhammad Ali. When she’s not searching Amazon for robot legos or rasta footie pajamas, she mostly writes love letters to our users, stocks the liquor shelves with plenty of Carolans, heats up chimichangas for Jim, marks Ben Mach's Purell usage, pets Opal, sands the shuffleboard table, video tapes Chelsea's sweet dance moves, practices her jug playing, and orders the pens. Jessica’s professional skills range from fundraising and administrative detail to repairing sidewalks and sanding tables. Seriously, she does it all and still finds time to throw back Manhattans and enjoy her favorite breakfast food (Carolans). Her only downfall in our eyes? She hates Justin Timberlake.

Kris Osterhout
Duke of Ticketdom

Kris spends his days at ShortStack saving the world, literally. One ShortStack support question at a time, Kris ensures that ShortStack will live to see another day. When he’s not answering support questions he’s making sure no photos of him are posted to Facebook because he gets instant nausea. The good news is he’s not a serial murderer and he’s the first employee to tell us wonderful childhood stories about pancakes. He’s convinced no one ever reads the bios section of this website so if you’re reading this make sure to let him know via contact@shortstacksupport.com with the subject line “Re: Duke of Ticketdom.”

Sara Piccola
Mistress of Propaganda

Sara’s the only girl in the office who will jump in every Nerf Gun war and down a bag of Dirty Chips a day. She’s not afraid to call up national media contacts and urge them to talk about ShortStack, or force Jim to do at least some of the CEO duties that other CEOs do. She only likes pancakes with chocolate chip smiley faces on them, and eats bacon way more often than a Jewish person should. Often referred to as the crazy cat lady, Sara is one of those freaky animal lovers, you know, the kind who blog about their cats, but since she only has two we haven’t turned her in yet. She recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and we have an office pool going with bets on when she’ll be bringing home a senior cat or dog that can’t seem to find a home.

Amy Schemenauer
Overlord's Sister

If you’re thinking this is just Jim in a wig, you’re wrong. Amy is, however, the Overlord’s one and only favorite big sister, and ShortStack’s project manager and user advocate. When she’s not keeping us all organized and making sure we meet our deadlines, she’s listening to our users’ requests and making them happen. (She only bosses Jim around occasionally.) During her off time, she’s hanging out with her family or hiding away in her cabin in the forest. She looked like a scared child when she confessed that pancakes aren’t her favorite breakfast food, but as to not upset her little brother she did eat the handlebars on a moped-shaped pancake Jim once made for her.

Jane Vance
Princess of Ticketopia

If we could give people more ridiculous titles than they already have, Jane would be “Office Mom.” Without Jane, it’s likely that more days than not would result in Nerf Gun wars, toy helicopter flying, and inflatable shark dodging. However, Jane keeps us working toward our goals, leading internal initiatives and helping make sure our users get the answers to their ShortStack-related questions quickly. Jane is currently in graduate school, where she’s finishing her master’s in public health administration – we’re confident she’ll find a way to put that degree to use at ShortStack (seriously). When she’s not (wo)manning the support desk, Jane can be found cramming for exams, hiking in the mountains, traveling around the world, and visiting vineyards and breweries. She has so far remained mum about pancakes.

Ryan Walker
Emperor of Digital Telepathy

Ryan has quite a few nicknames, including Texas Ranger, Walker and another one that is too inappropriate to say here. If you ask nicely and in private we might tell you. Aside from his nickname, Ryan is best known for being the guy who strokes everyone in the office’s egos. To earn his paycheck, he puts his 13 years of design experience to use creating things like the ShortStack website. He thinks pancakes are just “good” but prefers bacon for breakfast and his attention span doesn’t go beyond a one sentence status update. If you’re looking for an ego boost of your own, try to become Ryan’s Facebook friend because according to him, “You know you’ve made it in life if you are my Facebook friend.”

Opal
Officium Canis

Opal is our resident office dog and best friend to Lea. She spends her days guarding the back corner of the office and avoiding loud noises, most people and nerf gun wars. She enjoys hiking in the mountains, rolling in the snow and going on walks. She fears ceiling fans, feet, and shadows. We can assume her favorite breakfast food is muffins because she once ate an entire tray of Lea’s birthday cupcakes and her memoir would probably be “Yes, I’m a Rescue Dog.”